Review of Greatest Detectives in the World

Written by cubtat2

Chris Elliott is already freaking me out. Yikes. Those intercut scenes were freaky.

PAPASWERSKY!! *grin* I love him.

"Of course, I could just break one finger at a time until he tells us." LMAO!! *giggle*

I like it when Faith laughs. I don't know why. Faith, just do what Lt. Miller says. Ok, I wouldn't like going in and interrogating a psycho, either and you bet your butt I would shake.

"I'm very real to Tara Connelly." Damn. I'm just. . .I have no words to describe how. . .ummm, yeah. Nothing. Did I mention that Chris Elliott was freaking me out?

I was spooked when he slammed his hands on the table. Ahhh! FreakyCreppyHandDood.

He's a flipping genius, but he's completely wacko. Isn't that the way it always works? Serial killers are usually geniuses.

GO LT. MILLER! He ROCKS! I wouldn't want to piss him off.

"Is that proof enough for you guys?" Holy crap, he's just. . .wow

"I don't think this locket proves anything conclusively except for this guy is pretty insane." Really? Mmm, thank you, Detective Obvious!

That laugh. . .damn. And more intercut scenes. Maybe it's close to Halloween, but I'm spooked.

"Smile jagoff." *snicker* Ya think Miller is watching his watch? Hmmm. . .

"I'm a lieutenant of police. I don't have time for games." LOL!! I hope they keep him around, cause he rocks!

"And back to you and me." *giggle* I detected a bit of a smartass in that comment.

TY!! WHEEEEEEEEEE! Ooooh. . .well EvilChildFinney is with him. Heh. Kill my buzz. *says to herself: They must put Five-Five Charlie back together*

"I'm always a little bit sleepy." *smirk* Carlos, why'd you have to say that you get hit in the head all the time?!?! Just had to say that, didn't ya?

"I'll be here with you all night, baby." I love Levine. I love it even more because they are married in real life. Just makes me wonder how they shoot those scenes. lol.

Oh God Grace, GIVE ME A BREAK! Next, please!

JELLY! How's my favorite detective? Ahhh, and he has coffee. I see some things never change. Ooooh, PapaSwersky is back! I love thee!

FAITH, THE GUY IS INSANE! Insane people do, well, insane things.

I feel so bad for Tara's parents. Ummm, maybe the wacko one dressed as a cop and told her parents? Just a thought.

I'm so sick of political commercials, but this one guy running for some office here in Illinois is named John Sullivan. *giggling*

PAPASWERSKY! *hugs* Even if EvilChildFinney is there, everything is better with PapaSwersky!! Oh, jeez, it's PapaFinney. Meh.

"Officer Tyrone Davis, Jr." I love it! Tyrone Davis, Jr. Just makes me smile.

"Impartial and objective my ass." Wheeeee! I see he's channeling his inner Papa Bear again. Good, cause Papa Bear is nowhere to be found in the episode. . .that makes me upset.

"Would you rather they hang him." *giggle* I love PapaSwersky!

I love how Faith is working WackoCreepyHandDood with the time. Kinda cool. . .hmmmm. . .are Faith and Miller working on something here? Only time will tell. Ha! "Only time will tell." *giggle*

I love how Chris Elliott is playing WCHD. Damn. I can't believe this crying stuff. He really is wacko. I can't believe that Faith fell for that, too. Heh.

Fred and the kids are still a sore subject with her. It would with me too, cause Fred's just an ass. I have a feeling that the divorce will be a big storyline later in the season.

Oh God! Poor girl. I hope they find her in time.

I for one would not want to make Faith upset. I wish she would punch him or something, cause he's making me upset.

"I have never wanted to hurt somebody so bad." Good girl.

See! Told you WCHD worked in a nursing home. Ha!

Eww, more EvilChildFinney. *gak* Ah, but Ty makes it all better.

Carlos, you really shouldn't have said anything, because then I wouldn't have had to see that look Finney gave Grace. There's something weird about that look.

"It was 15 minutes in a bathroom Finney, get over yourself." Ok, gotta give her points on that one. Nice to see Finney get rejected. *smirk*

Jeffrey Barton?? What a lame name for a serial killer. Lady, just give Miller his address, please, cause I don't want to see Miller. . .well, yeah I kinda want to see Miller get pissed again.

ECHD's (Sorry, I am not going to call him "Jeffrey") Detective "Yuuuukus" was pretty funny. He's so dang wacko. Love how Elliott is playing this character!

So I see that EvilChildFinney hasn't moved out of Faith's locker. I think I'll have to kick his ass, since Papa Bear is nowhere to be found tonight, and that makes me upset. Wait, didn't I just say that?!?! Well, it's the truth.

Ty, damnity. Don't get freaky-deaky with RatMonroe. Please, don't!

Ewww ewwwww ewwww ewww! The blood in the water jugs. . .that's freaky!! *screams*

ECHD has got to have some kind of phobia. I don't know what it would be called though, since I only know of a few phobias, but there has to be a word for this

"You don't want to be stopped Jeffrey. You think this is a game!" Wow. Wowwidy. Wow. Faith rocks. But she looks like she's gonna cry. Oh wait, she is. Ok.

EWWWW! Ty and RatMonroe did the. . .*gak*, that's sick! Rutro, Ty found the picture of the knife from the hospital that was planted. . .uh-oh. . .SO close Ty, so close.

Good thing I have closed caption on, because we had a tornado watch until midnight and that sound that it makes when they tell you what counties are under it made me miss part of the dialog the first time. Can't they run those things during commercials when I don't care about hearing?

ECHD is sorry? Just a thought here, but it's too little, too late. ECHD is really getting under Miller's skin.

"You and I are nothing alike, you rat bastard son of a bitch. After I bring her home alive, I'm gonna make you real sorry you ever came to New York." DAMN! Miller rocks. That is all.

YES YES YES!! HE WAS FOOLED ALL ALONG! IT'S ONLY 4:30. . .YES!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!

Thank goodness they found her alive. Miller really took this one to heart.

Miller giving Faith props on the time. Sweet! I love how they interact. I really hope they find a way to keep Miller.

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!! They arrest Cruz. SON OF A. . .Daymn. Although somewhere deep down, I was kinda glad to see her in cuffs. And that look on Faith's face, wow.

Next week looks good. I want to see how Cruz manages Rikers. Seriously. And Bosco is awake! OH. . .MY. . .GOD! I never thought I would be so happy to see him. And Rose is there! How sweet is that going to be?