Review of Last Will and Testament

Written by cubtat2

The tape that contains episodes 1 and 2 mysteriously stopped during the role call scene. I haven't had the chance to look at it again. I don't know if I sat on the remote or what, but I had to get a new tape. I don't like that.

I have the opening scene and most of the role call scene on the other tape, but I'm too lazy to switch. Looks like IAB is investigating Faith and Cruz. Monroe's trying to get in good with Faith. Whoopdie do ladies.

"You know what happened." No, no I don't hon. OH! You were talking to Swersky. Ok then. Carry on, carry on. AND WHY IS MONROE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CONVERSATION?!?! I understand that Monroe is helping PapaFinney, but still. Shut up Monroe. And why is pairing Ty and Finney a bad idea?

"Let me see your patrol guide." *dump* Oooooooh, a "Welcome to Camelot" reference. Nice to see Ty trying to channel his inner Papa Bear. Nice. *hugs Ty for the effort*. Things are not right because A) The split up Five-five Charlie (Oh, how I'll miss thee.) and B) Ty and Finney are now Five-five David. It's not right. FIX IT! FIX IT NOW!! Finney, no you cannot drive. NO SOUP FOR YOU! NO TY! DON'T GIVE HIM THE KEYS! NO! BAD TY!

Carlos: "I'm a Virgo."
Levine: "Oh."
Carlos: "The lover."
Levine: "Virgo's the virgin."
Carlos: "I knew it had something to do with sex."

*snicker* Gotta love Carlos. WAIT! Didn't they mention that Carlos' birthday was in May last season? Consistency is not the name of the game for the writers.

And Levine. Levine ROCKS! "Now is the time for Virgo to look for a love work relationship." I don't know why, but that's good stuff.

"You talked to me like a kid back there." DUH! In the grand scheme of things and the guy sitting next to you, YOU are a child. Now go. Go far away.

I don't know why Papa Bear wants Ty away from Finney. I don't understand. But he has his reasons. Just because there was bad blood between you and PapaFinney doesn't mean that there will be. . .OH! Ok. Now I'm starting to get it. Ok, carry on, carry on.

Monroe's dropping "IAB" around like it's something casual. SOMEONE CATCH ON TO HER! PLEASE! "If you got a problem with that, I can drop you back at the station." Ok, so that makes the score: Papa Bear 1, Monroe 0. Hitting a little too close to home, eh Monroe? Now shut up. Cannot believe she thought that Papa Bear meant, "taking sides". "YOUR SIDE OF THE CAR. THE INTERSECTION. HOW DOES IT LOOK?" *claps hands* MONROE. . .PAY ATTENTION!

Monroe: "Was that just Finney?"
Papa Bear: "Son of a bitch."

*snortle* I love the way he says stuff like that with little effort.

Loved loved LOVED the way Ty ran Finney down. I woulda slapped him. "I don't give a damn who you're daddy is." OH SNAP! That Ty is channeling again. This could be dangerous. *rubs Ty's head for the hell of it.*

Fred's an a**hole. "I'll ask them." Faith's just trying to be nice. F you Fred.

The bum splashing himself against Carlos' window. ROFLMAO!! Too, too funny!

I don't know what Finney's father is like, but I'll take your word for it darlin. AND WHY OH WHY IS MONROE DOING THAT??! GOD I CANNOT STAND THE BITCH!

Why'd he go off alone? Hon, I love you, but you're a complete doofus sometimes. Jes sayin. I guess what happened at the hospital didn't teach him anything. .*disapproving look*

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! The move Ty did with the RMP! That's a Sully move 100%. Gotta love it. WHEEEEEEEEE!! CHANNELING AGAIN! Reminds me of last season when Ty said to Sully: "I'll tell you what, next time you want to do your little spin maneuver, do it so your side of the car gets hit." BWHAHAHA! Love it love it love it! *hugs Ty again*

And the perp gets away. Ehh, gotta have some drama. I guess.

"Finney SHUT UP!" I see he's channeling again. *Giggle* It's getting bad. I have a major jones for Five-Five Charlie. It's not the same. It's not the same! *cries*.

"Oh, you're grown up? I see no indication of that." Bwhahaha. Ty rocks. BUT IT'S STILL NOT THE SAME! "I swear Finney, if you don't shut your mouth." Daymn. Again, more channeling. But it's not the same. Ok Finney, you got your wish, now go fix it.

Miller's got some set on him. HEY! All Sully did was ask a question. Jeesh! I still like the fact that Miller is keeping a short leash on Cruz. *giggle* About damn time.

I liked that Finney was with the doctor. I thought his name was Shawn. You could tell he was scared.

Monroe trying to be buddy-buddy with Cruz. GO AWAY! Now. I officially hate Monroe. What a little. . .*screams*

That was sad with Finney and the doctor. Sad. Made me kinda like Finney. "There's nothing she can't do. Nothing she can't achieve." Awwww. *tear*

WHOOHOO!! The bucket boys make a cameo!! AND SANS JIMMY! WHOOHOO!!

Ok, I admit it! I ADMIT IT!! I felt kinda bad for Finney.

ROFLMAO @ Carlos screaming. . .*giggling*

Cruz got the guy that shot the bride. Whoooweee. Cruz trying to get a little of her ground back. Mmmm-hmm. Riiiiiiiiight.

WHOOOOHOO! Ty in his hat! *slobbers* I haven't seen that since. . .*thinks* last season. The husband was a jerk about wanting to know where his wife was. OH! Finney's kinda human. Broke my heart about the little girl. Finney's OK. . .until the next episode. . .

Nice speech by Ty. He's channeling again! Wheeeeee!! But it's not the same. What does Ty mean about holding off on the apology? Wha?!?! Ok, maybe it's because Ty and Papa Bear have worked together so long, but COME ON! Finney's gotta apologize.

IT'S NOT THE SAME!! *cries* They cannot take away my boys. They cannot. I refuse to accept it. It cannot happen.

Did I mention I like Levine? TONSIL HOCKEY!! Ok, I had to laugh on that one. Dinna expect that! "What the hell was that?" "The beginning of a love work relationship. Don't mess it up." CA CHING! I think I'll like Carlos and Levine together.

The kids didn't come! What an a**hole that Fred is! I bet he didn't tell them. That's sad. Poor Faith. One of the biggest moments in her life and her family's not there. OH AND THERE'S MONROE! Oooooooooh, I dun like her. What a biatch! Then taking her out for wine! NO FAITH, DUN DRINK ANY! SHE'S THE MOLE!! FAITH NO!! I so don't like Monroe. I don't like her. No way no how.