Quotes from The Tys That Bind


Sully: The day you work buy and bust is the day...
Davis: ...is the day you do a sit-up. Oh!
Sully: The day you work buy and bust is the day...
Davis: ...is the day you eat a salad. Oh!

Sully: I don't think you should go. She could be a stalker.
Davis: She's not a stalker.
Sully: She could be a cop groupie or a badge bunny or one of those kind of people. You don't want that.
Davis: Yes I do.

Sully: Great, now the detectives are going to think she got appled to death.

Davis: How about we spend a day up in the Bronx, hang out with the lions and tigers and bears.
Gwen: Ha ha, I'm not saying it.
Davis: Come on, live a little.
Gwen: Oh my.

Davis: You knew my dad?
Gwen: I'm your sister, Ty.
Davis: What are you talking about?
Gwen: I'm your sister.

Yokas: Did you get anything?
Davis: Suspect's taller than four feet.

Sully: You ever see these people that pile on the condiments? Ketchup, relish, kraut, onions, chili.... I tell you, it breaks my heart, defiling a perfectly good wiener when it can be simply and elegantly complimented with the all-American zester: yellow mustard.

Mary: I spent some time thinking about what I would say if I ever saw you. I never really did come up with anything that would seem.... This is horrible. I'm sorry.
Davis: Don't... don't.

Bosco: Aw, great, I get to spend the day riding around with a totem pole.

Kim: You know what my theory is? Men and women should avoid each other most of the time.

Sully: He was no saint, but he took care of the people he loved.


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