Quotes from Exposing Faith
Faith: She's coppin' an attitude with bigger words than she used to.
Bosco: Knock it off.
Faith: What?
Bosco: You're creepin' me out.
Faith: Me being happy creeps you out?
Bosco: A little bit.
Faith: A truck?
Fred: Yeah.
Faith: Where you gonna park it?
Fred: We'll figure that out.
Faith: Baby, this is New York, you don't buy a truck and then figure that out.
Bosco: Black people have more stamina than white people.
Fred: That's not at all bigoted.
Holly: Geez, Faith, you look great.
Faith: Yeah, well, I had a weekend scheduled of totally nude no-kids-in-the-house loud love-makin', but Fred wants to spend the weekend with his hands on the back of some truck instead of me.
Holly: I gotta pee.
Faith: What do you got, like the smallest bladder in the world?
Holly: No, I had four kids.
Faith: Enough said.
Faith: I don't look like an heiress?
Brett: I wouldn't actually know what an heiress looks like.
Bosco: Yo, Whoopi! Come and get your little playmate over here before he ends up a statistic.
Leroy: You talkin' about my hair?
Bosco: Oh, come on, man, join the twenty-first century. I haven't arrested a hair-style like that since Michael Jackson was black.
Leroy: Aw, no you didn't!
Fred: Where are you going?
Faith: I'm going to an art gallery opening.
Fred: You never want to go to stuff like that.
Faith: Well, you never want to spend the whole weekend with your hands on a truck. So, isn't this great? We're growing!
Brett: How do you feel?
Faith: I'm feelin' like there's a uniform no one told me about.
Fred: Leroy said the guy who's married to that lady who told Boscarelli off deserves that truck.
Faith: So, it was my winning personality, again, huh?
Faith: Have you ever made love in the back of a brand new sports Harley Davidson edition pick-up truck?
Fred: Mrs. Yokas!
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