Quotes from A Rock and a Hard Place
Homeless woman: Aren't you clever with your jokes about street people. Maybe later you could regale me with wisecracks about the handicapped. Children are especially fun.
Bosco: Regale?
Carlos: So we get waved down at a street corner about a month ago. This guy's yelling, "I'm alive, I'm alive!"
Faith: That's a nice change of pace right there.
Faith: There's like millions of dollars of heroin over here.
Carlos: The old guy's a heroin dealer?
Bosco: No, actually, I'm guessing it was the guys with the guns.
Carlos: Oh, yeah, right, right. Why would they keep it down here?
Bosco: They strike you as geniuses?!
Alex: What did he do, screw all their girlfriends?
Kim: Possibly.
Alex: There's a little first time tradition that I have.
Bobby: I'm listening.
Alex: Let's make it a threesome. You don't have to answer now...
Bobby: Do I know her?
Alex: I like it with two guys.
Bobby: Wh-wh-who? Who?
Alex: Jimmy. Just think about it.
Ty: Think they're all right?
Sully: No, I don't.
Sully: Sergeant Christopher, the captain requests your presence front and center.
Christopher: Did he look mad?
Sully: Not until I finished talking with him he didn't.
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