Quotes from Men

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Yokas: "C'mon, Fred, I gotta use the bathroom."
Fred: "I'd give it a few minutes if I were you."
Yokas: "Y'know, you could have at least opened a window."

Yokas: "Then I take a shower and half-way out the door, surprise, Vesuvius erupts agains. Ew!"
Bosco: "God, I can't wait to have kids."
Yokas: "Oh my God, I can't believe my life has come to this. I cannot believe I can walk around half the day and nobody even notices I have puke in my hair."

Yokas: "So you have a family?"
Charlie: "Divorced."
Yokas: "I'm sorry."
Charlie: "You wouldn't be if you met my ex-wife."

Charlie: "I've never hugged anyone in a bullet-proof vest before."
Yokas: "It's your loss."

Bosco to Yokas: "You've been married so long you don't even know when somebody's coming on to you."

Yokas: "God, they're so in love they can't even get across the street without kissing."
Bosco: "Yeah, they're probably married to other people and don't have a room."

Yokas to Bosco: "Your idea of foreplay is like finding a dark place to park."

Yokas: "There's a long way between the supreme court and the street. You start mixing in human nature, things get muddy."

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